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No Such Thing as a Fifty-Year-Old Boy
The Mayor’s Nephew has a birthday and gets a phone call… Dramatis Personae Mayor Bromley Kakisto – Mayor for Life (apparently) of...
Flood Season in Bustleburg
The stormy season in Bustleburg lasts from about January to December. Here's a look at their annual "flood party." Dramatis Personae:...
Bustleburg Menaces Memphis
We have a hidden camera in the Mayor’s Oblong Office. Thus, we’re spying on his meeting with a delegation recently returned from...
A Report from Fort Worth
Upon which Queen Zina’s personal assistant, Murgatroyd, sets out from Bustleburg. :TOP SECRET: For Her Highness, Queen Zina Kakisto,...
All The Reasons Vancouver Can't Be Bustleburg
Vancouver isn’t in the United States, so there’s that. Among the myriad of other reasons include clean air, friendly people, actual...
Happy-ish Holidays from Bustleburg!
What are the holidays like in Bustleburg? First, it works like Boxing Day of yore where “the help” has to work on Christmas and therefore...
Louisville: Not a Lot Like Bustleburg
I’ve now been to Kentucky! Louisville’s airport was a little bananas with constant gate changes and lack of signage (“Is this the United...
Hey, look. A map.
Yeah, I'm not an artist. But thanks to Microsoft Paint, there is sort of a map. Hopefully, there will be a better map if there's a...
Nashville: Not Much Like Bustleburg
I visited Nashville two weeks ago, and I asked the Uber driver what the worst things about Nashville were. “Traffic,” he said. That...
True Story (and free as well...)
Hi. My publisher, JMS Books, very thoughtfully made an ebook for one of the stories from Silliest Stories Out of Bustleburg. Here's the...
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