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No Such Thing as a Fifty-Year-Old Boy
The Mayor’s Nephew has a birthday and gets a phone call… Dramatis Personae Mayor Bromley Kakisto – Mayor for Life (apparently) of...
Flood Season in Bustleburg
The stormy season in Bustleburg lasts from about January to December. Here's a look at their annual "flood party." Dramatis Personae:...
A Report from Fort Worth
Upon which Queen Zina’s personal assistant, Murgatroyd, sets out from Bustleburg. :TOP SECRET: For Her Highness, Queen Zina Kakisto,...
All The Reasons Vancouver Can't Be Bustleburg
Vancouver isn’t in the United States, so there’s that. Among the myriad of other reasons include clean air, friendly people, actual...
Happy-ish Holidays from Bustleburg!
What are the holidays like in Bustleburg? First, it works like Boxing Day of yore where “the help” has to work on Christmas and therefore...
Nashville: Not Much Like Bustleburg
I visited Nashville two weeks ago, and I asked the Uber driver what the worst things about Nashville were. “Traffic,” he said. That...
Bustleburg Gets the Best People, the Most Bigly Qualified
I’ve been watching an amazing show called Worst Place to Be a Pilot about low-hour British pilots flying routes to remote airstrips in...
Where Do You Think You're Going?
Those quotes are actually on the road signs. However, according to non-canon material, “everyone still calls it ’Bustleburg-Greenswift...
Bustleburg Takes the Needle off the Record
Why is most music prohibited in Bustleburg? It's frankly unclear. It’s likely Reverend Maple’s doing, therefore involving inconsistent...
Rochester, NY: Not Bustleburg
I think every time I visit a city I will share why that city is not Bustleburg. I went to Rochester. Here's how it compares to...
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